in my shorts

Constantly asking for attention or complaining.

A variation is "up my ass".

The boss is constantly in my shorts about getting a project done.

by LuckyGorgon April 7, 2019

Eat My Shorts

Insult used by cartoon character, Bart Simpson, from The Simpsons.

Principle Skinner can eat my shorts.

by jenni January 5, 2005

Eat My Shorts

As in the movie 'The Breakfast Club', another way to say "Eat my shit!"

Bender (to Vernon): Eat my shorts!

by DiveInPuddles8 July 5, 2003

eat my shorts

another way to say kiss my ass or suck my dick

"Man you can eat my shorts!"

by Lexi d August 30, 2009

Eat My Shorts

To make an offering to someone to consume one's knee length pantalons.

Pardon me sir, but would you be so kind as to eat my shorts?

by fuCKY December 7, 2003

buttering my shorts

An expression used to refer to feeling so overwhelmed by the gayness of a situation.

This movie is so cheesy, I am buttering my shorts.

by zorro1237 June 3, 2009

Eat My Shorts

A Bart Simpson saying referring to his desire for another to eat his knee length trouser like articles of clothing.

Parents Evening
Principal Skinner: ''Now Bart, you just come back here right now and clean up this mess''
Bart: ''Eat My Shorts''
Homer: ''Why you little...say sorry to Principal Skinner boy''
Ralph: ''Don't worry about it Principple Skipster''

by Brendan April 7, 2003