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At least I dont get shot in school 

The dreadful sentence that British people use as a comeback to a American arguing with them.
Bob: At least I dont get shot in school
Bill: *Gasps in shock*

bruh at least you didn't board the wrong flight and somehow end up in fucking ulaanbaatar 

Person A: Bank of Queensland suspended my card by complete mistake lol
Person B: bruh at least you didn't board the wrong flight and somehow end up in fucking ulaanbaatar

.9.you will be extremely vocal this year – no one will be left in any doubt what you think, what you believe and what you desire. You may come across as bossy, even dictatorial, at times but at least you will get important things done.9. 

.9.you will be extremely vocal this year – no one will be left in any doubt what you think, what you believe and what you desire. You may come across as bossy, even dictatorial, at times but at least you will get important things done.9.
.9.you will be extremely vocal this year – no one will be left in any doubt what you think, what you believe and what you desire. You may come across as bossy, even dictatorial, at times but at least you will get important things done.9.

Jerk in Last minute 

a jerk who ruins a really great moment
the jerk in last minute ruined the marriage and made every present people very sad.
Jerk in Last minute by wizzlars January 13, 2013

Last in Line 

A great Dioism, from the post-Elf years. Has a plethera of significant meanings:

1) A ship without a storm
2) Cold without the warm
3) A laugh without a tear
4) Hope without the fear
John: Hey, Dio, when will we know?
Dio: We'll know for the first time
If we're evil or divine
We're the last in line
Last in Line by SpookyTree April 14, 2004

The number of elephants has tripled in the last six months! 

On the The Colbert Report (a show on Comedy Central at 11:30) episode "Wikiality", host Stephen Colbert asked viewers to add this sentence to Wikipedia, on the basis of wikiality, which means that if most people believe something to be true, then it becomes a fact. It can also be used randomly or as a joke.
Guy 1: "Hey wassup"
Guy 2: "The number of elephants has tripled in the last six months!"