imposs

Carries the exact same meaning as impossible, but sounds cooler and it only two syllables.

"Eat 3 doughnuts in 30 seconds, that's imposs!"

by wc October 6, 2004

impossible beef

impossible beef — A fight between two vegans is called an “impossible beef”; it named after the vegan meat product that looks and tastes like “real beef” (to people not familiar with the taste of a good cut of beef, that is.)

The problem arises in the age of political correctness and cancel culture when it is considered a micro-aggression to say that two vegans; or, two vegetarians are “beefing’” when they are involved in an argument. Since vegetarians and vegans were offended by the terms “beef” “beefin’”, beefing, or it’s variants, it begged the question:

What is it called when two vegans argue?

Thank SCIENCE for both the COVID-19 vaccine and the answer to this cultural riddle. When non-meat eaters are fighting it’s called IMPOSSIBLE BEEFING.

Moo.

Yoga class was a drag today. Two of the cutest women in my class were having an impossible beef; and, I couldn’t ask either of them out for herb tea and Goji Berries. BUMMER!!!!!! It’s hard being a S.N.A.G. (sensitive new age guy).

by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 28, 2023

third imposter

a crewmate who costs the game because they believe and makes everyone believe a crewmate is an imposter

Dathi De Nogla played third imposter last night on stream

by MacTarantino September 7, 2020

imposter

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The trashcan now looks like the imposter, SAVE ME

by epic gaemer April 11, 2021

when the imposter is sus

when the imposter is sus

when the imposter is sus

by king bruh ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ December 22, 2020

Impossible White Man

A Sub-Genre of films which gets its name from Rod of "The Black Guy Who Tips" Podcast. the qualifications needed for a film to be classified are as follows:

1. No Super Hero/Comic Book Movies
2. It must be an action film. No questions asked.

3. The Protagonist CANNOT die in the end. dieing & being revived at any point is allowed.
4. Despite the name, Protagonists in said films do not have to be white or even male. just a human being with a vague set of skills being a badass under situations that would mean death for the average citizen.

"dude, are you watching the ENTIRE Die Hard Series?"

"Impossible White Man movies haven't been the same since the 80s. this franchise proves it"

by Mallard Redgrave May 22, 2014

sussy imposter

an imposter who is very sussy (sus) he has been caught venting in the sussy room (very sussy)

my mom is a sussy imposter

by non sussy crewmate January 21, 2021