Implore

1. To plead with somebody to do something.

2. To beg or pray for something.

1. The tenants implored their landlord not to sell the building.

2. That's what beggars do.. They implore

Implore by Jafje April 15, 2007

implore

To insist or strongly urge.

I implore you to support mass deforestation in South America, idiot.

implore by Bastardized Bottomburp November 1, 2003

implode 

To collapse in on ones self, to explode inwards. Also, to fail miserably at something.

Shit, i fucking imploded on that math test.

implode by Burt Reynolds February 26, 2003

Ex-Implode

An Explosion and Implosion that happen at the exact same time, causeing the object to remain exactly the same. All you would see would be a puff of smoke.

WTF! That Cow just Ex-Imploded!
Awesome!

WWGFD?
Ex-Implode!

Ex-Implode by Matt Hirst March 19, 2007

not if it implodes 

Commonly said during a disagreement of ideas in which there is no rebuttal and signifies the speaker's victory. The term was first said in a discussion about the Big Bang or the end of the world. (I think...)

Uncle Kenny: The human race will die off long before the earth. Earth will continue existing until the sun explodes.
Commonyoshi: Not if it implodes.

or

Zook: Weedle is the coolest pokemon ever.
Commonyoshi: Not if it implodes.
Zook: Dammit!

not if it implodes by commonyoshi July 31, 2009

Thermal imploder 

When you overheat pizza rolls in the microwave and then stuff them up your girl's vag, only to then stomp down on her abdomen as hard as you can so they explode out of her pussy hole giving her third degree burns.

Sharing the pizza rolls over a candlelit dinner afterwards is optional.

The thermal imploder is great for a fun and low effort date night.

Thermal imploder by NotJeremyCamp April 7, 2016

implode 

The exact opposite of explode

Not only did she suck the skin off my dick, but, she made my balls implode. I think even my ass caved in.

implode by SONIC March 14, 2004