Definitions by NotJeremyCamp

Colombian hot chocolate 

When an individual takes a coffee-induced bowel movement in another individual's mouth. The feces itself is the Colombian hot chocolate.

Everyone made fun of Ed for his taboo love of Colombian hot chocolate.

Colombian hot chocolate by NotJeremyCamp December 8, 2016

Thermal imploder 

When you overheat pizza rolls in the microwave and then stuff them up your girl's vag, only to then stomp down on her abdomen as hard as you can so they explode out of her pussy hole giving her third degree burns.

Sharing the pizza rolls over a candlelit dinner afterwards is optional.

The thermal imploder is great for a fun and low effort date night.

Thermal imploder by NotJeremyCamp April 7, 2016

Apopcornlypse

When the world ends somehow as a result of either too much or too little popcorn. The likelihood of the apopcornlyspe ever actually happening is extremely low.

"We've run out of popcorn! It's a sure sign of the apopcornlypse."

"These popcorn machines have created a disaster of apopcornlyptic proportions."

Apopcornlypse by NotJeremyCamp April 21, 2015