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green:he is impasta
italian:mama mia foiled again
impasta by taxfrauder2000 April 29, 2021

impastable 

pasta that is difficult to eat.
Eating spaghetti in a restaurant on a blind date is impastable.
impastable by Supercraptastic February 23, 2011
A piece of pasta found with other pasta noodles that do not share its type.
Formed from "imposter" and "pasta."
"That's not macaroni - impasta!
impasta by Daveman October 24, 2005

impastafarian 

a person, generally caucasian, who likes to listen to reggae while going to college. Their dorm room or apartment (usually paid for by parents) is adorned with Bob Marley posters. Generally, the lifestyle is an excuse to enjoy copious quantities of marijuana.
That impastafarian upstairs needs to turn that crap down, or it won't be just the sheriff getting shot.
impastafarian by Ross Sewage June 30, 2006
An among us term meaning either a fake imposter or an italian imposter. A mix between Imposter and pasta.
Crew mate: YOU'RE THE IMPOSTER!!!
Imposter: IM ITALIAN!!!
Crew mate: Then you are an impasta.

Crew mate: YOU'RE THE IMPOSTER!

Crew mate 2: SOMEONE SAW ME SCAN!!!
Crew mate 3: That's true I saw them scan.
Crew mate: Well then, Crew mate 2 is an impasta.
Impasta by anonymous October 12, 2020

Impantago 

Usually found on a Geiser's face, can be spread throughout the body. The street term for this disease is known as "Geiser Rash". The disease can be passed on through physical contact. Usually when one comes in contact with Geiser Rash they sucomb to the Geiser.
Dude, I think I'm getting a little Geiser Rash on my chest!
Impantago by Alex Frank January 10, 2005