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immediot

Your stupid fucking boss who wants everything immediately.
My immediot gave me a months-long project and demanded it be done today.
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kill yourself immediately

To kill yourself in a swift manner in order to prevent you from annoying anyone else
n00b:Hay their budy!

Extremely l33t guy:Learn how to spell,then kill yourself immediately!
by Jimmy Cracka March 13, 2005
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immediatism

undecipherable and non-proprietary (read: completely freed) movement for the non-mediated experience of suchness (see buddhism's "tathata") in the hands of the experiencer's complete curious creativity of surrender and struggle as is, becoming whatever is allowed by the experiencer's senses moment to moment.
See Hakim Bey's long essay Immediatism for the genesidal match which brought its carbon smell to the room and hence forth the "natural law" of chaos which brought it back into the storms.
"One day immediatism will be propagated on every cereal box, and not on the back, nuh uh, on the front where we stab with with our knives! I always wanted to feed my bare feet round yellow corn balls!"

Crunch Crunch Crunch.
by Comitant Soot February 8, 2008
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IPED (immediate post-ejaculation depression)

IPED (immediate post-ejaculation depression): After Tom had sex with his friends with his ex girlfriend, he felt the loom bite of IPED creep up on him.
by profbass March 18, 2010
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Immediate Family

The term used to include brothers, sisters, mothers, fathers, spouses, children, and Belle.
"My immediate family is coming to town."
by Marvin1225 February 23, 2019
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you shall ultrakill thyself, immediately

A meme reference to the game "Ultrakill", where a character named Minos Prime says that you should commit die.
This line is not actually said in-game.
You shall ultrakill thyself, immediately, machine!
by Dreiasaiy April 1, 2023
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immediocrity

Something that is done quickly and poorly. A hasty and mediocre solution.
Most work conducted by the government suffers from immediocrity. Why do a job right when you can waste taxpayer dollars with a quick and ineffective solution?
by Andrej_C December 16, 2008
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