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imagibation 

When you have no pornographic material to wack off to, be it still images or video, so you just use your imagination to picture a sexy image or day dream to get off on.

This comes from Greek philosopher, Diogenes the cynic. He would masturbate on the street, if he could not find a partner suitable to fuck. However, in Ancient Greece, there was no porno, it was very taboo to depict naked women, or even TALK about sex organs. So he must have imagibated.
"I perfer the act of imagibation whenever my computer breaks down|
imagibation by mrgroliebear November 6, 2009
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Imagibation 

The neurological collection of pornographic images and previous sexual encounters one draws upon as inspiration (see: inspibation) whilst masturbating.
Bro my Internet got cut off last week. Been using my imagibation to wank ever since
Imagibation by ZachVan May 7, 2020

imaginationship 

An imaginary relationship that someone makes up in their head because they are secretly very deeply in love with someone else. It falls somewhere between crush and stalking.
John: "Man I wanna tell you something but you have to promise to keep it a secret."
Fred: "Sure thing man, whats up?"
John: "I'm totally in love with Kelly man!"
Fred: "Dude that's never gonna happen, I think you have an imaginationship going on."
John: "Yea I guess your right."
imaginationship by Gus15 December 9, 2008

imaginationland 

Where all your creations go. And Butters.

Some of the people in GOOD imaginationland:
- Carebears
- Jack from Nightmare Before Christmas
- The underpants gnomes
- A griffin
- Pacman
- Optimus Prime
- Krishna

From the BAD part of imaginationland:
- Alien
- Predator
- The woodland Creatures
- Manbearpig
"This is...Imaginationland!"

Voice Imogilation Syndrome (V.I.S.) 

Someone who is unable to control the volume or tempo of their voice.
girl: what is wrong with your voice?
Will Ferrell: I have Voice Imogilation Syndrome (V.I.S.), because of this I am unable to control the volume or tempo of my voice.

Imagination Station 

N. A restaurant in which the food is so terrible that one must imagine it tastes amazing in order to consume it.

Imagination Stations are most commonly found in high school cafeterias or college dining halls, or places that are only visited because they are convenient
Ed: Hey man you wanna go slurp some sludge at the dining hall?

Dale: Might as well dude, that Imagination Station is the only place around here for miles.

Imagerbation

The act of masturbating to an imagined sexual fantasy.
P1: Oh man, i was so horny last night and i didn't have anything to masturbate to!
P2: Oh God! What did you do?
P1: I imagined that bitch we saw at the mall yesterday.
P2: Now that is using your imagerbation skills bro!
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