Imagibation

The neurological collection of pornographic images and previous sexual encounters one draws upon as inspiration (see: inspibation) whilst masturbating.
Bro my Internet got cut off last week. Been using my imagibation to wank ever since
by ZachVan May 08, 2020
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Inspibation

Someone who is so physically attractive that he or she inspires one or many to (vigorously) masturbate.
Dude did you see David Hasselhoff on youtube last week? He's such an inspibation to me
by ZachVan May 08, 2020
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Cuntspiracy Theorist

An arrogant moron who spends the majority of his or her time 'researching' (reading ridiculous, insane conspiracy websites that adhere to his or her already ridiculous, insane worldview) conspiracy theories, and alienating his or herself from those he or she is closest to by means of constant ranting and raving about said theories.
Oh man, we accidentally elected a cuntspiracy theorist to the highest office.

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Man, all of these people I thought were cool in high school turned out to be right wing cuntspiracy theorists.
by ZachVan March 28, 2017
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