im drove 

When one is so droven to a status in which they post pics of themselves in a car on instagram with the caption, "I'm driven"

Hey chad im drove rn with all this success dripping from me

im drove by Sydios May 1, 2019

Drive by Im

when you send a instant message and leave before the reply...

Jeff: Sup
Me: nm chilling
Jeff <AUTO-REPLY> : brb, ran up to 3rd floor quick...
Me: ARRR!!!
Me: whats with this drive by IM'ing?

Drive by Im by kash_04 May 21, 2011

Im gonna park in your driveway 

A common sentance used when two people get pissed at each other on CB radios.

Bravo999: hey Shotgun you wanna take that shit to the truck stop?

Shotgun: nah your not worth it

Bravo999: fine then im gonna park in your driveway

Shotgun: no im really just an 8 year old kid.

Bravo999: you shouldent have started this shit boy

Shotgun: I'm telling my daddy! *Goes off crying*

Im gonna park in your driveway by imjustapoorboynobodylovesme December 3, 2006

I'm going to drive a railroad spike through my skull 

A phrase often said after a friend or loved one has said something so incredibly so atrocious you would feel better off just not being there.

Often used in place of phrases like "Shut the fuck up" "That was the dumbest thing I've ever heard" and "You are a disappointment."

Beta: "That's pretty poggers!"

Schligma: "I'm going to drive a railroad spike through my skull."

I'm going to drive a railroad spike through my skull by WatterBottles February 10, 2022

I’m a fucking race car driver 

A phrase used by Kelsey Allen when she needs to explain how she’s a better driver then everyone else

*Kelsey driving and dose something dumb

Emily- “ you probably shouldn’t have done that”
Kelsey- “ It’s ok I’m a fucking race car driver”

I’m a fucking race car driver by Emcaz June 27, 2019