that's the way the cookie crumbles

one of the stupideszt sayings ever.

bob: omg i shit my pantz

John: lmao that's the way the cookie crumbles

bob: stfu fag.

by imjustapoorboynobodylovesme December 19, 2006

Im gonna park in your driveway

A common sentance used when two people get pissed at each other on CB radios.

Bravo999: hey Shotgun you wanna take that shit to the truck stop?

Shotgun: nah your not worth it

Bravo999: fine then im gonna park in your driveway

Shotgun: no im really just an 8 year old kid.

Bravo999: you shouldent have started this shit boy

Shotgun: I'm telling my daddy! *Goes off crying*

by imjustapoorboynobodylovesme December 02, 2006

michigan

My home state. 3 days ago it was around 55F now its 15F. in the winter the weather is like northern greenland, in the summer the weather is like southern australia. we only get 3 months of summer so its pretty cold here.

Bad. shitty as hell government, bad winter weather, ALOT of crime, one day it could be 70F the next -20F, no jobs.

Good. Best hunting in the usa, low gas prices, low jerkey prices pretty much anything you can buy anywhere else for 20 bucks you can get here for 5.

It's cold

It's affordable

It's michigan

by imjustapoorboynobodylovesme December 08, 2006

Battlefield 2

A game that no matter how many times ea releases patches for it, it's still fucked up.

I have a nvidia geforce 6800XT and STILL get choppy graphics and lag Thats battlefield 2's patches for yah!

by imjustapoorboynobodylovesme December 01, 2006

comcast

A internet/tv provider that costs $19.95....for the first five months that is. after that it costs aroung $85. it has 800+ channels, though like 200 of theme are spanish, and another 50 or so has the same exact thing on as the channel below or beneth it. the internet price is worth it if you are a seroius gamer who wants no lag. it feature a terrible collection of free movies that you've most likesly never heard of. the good movies cost like $5.00 to see.

If you get comcast, prepare to drop alot of money.....

by imjustapoorboynobodylovesme December 01, 2006

high school musical

A shitty movie made by disney. any girl prep that you walk by will be talking about it. specifically saying "liek omg zac izzzzz soooooooo hot!"

katlyn: hey have you seen high school musical?

Ashley: liek omg yeah! zac is sooo hot i would totally buy him some american eagle crap!

by imjustapoorboynobodylovesme December 04, 2006

skater

Someone who rides a skateboard, thinks they can do whatever they see in the tony hawk video games, and laughs at anything even if it isent funny.

john: hey sean i was playing thp8 yesterday and i did a mcvariel!

sean: omg i can soooooo totaaly do that!

john: hey sean guess what

Sean: what?

John: anus!

Sean: LMFAOWTFBBQ DUDE UR SOOOO FUNNY HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

In conclusuion skaters are pretty annoying.

by imjustapoorboynobodylovesme December 04, 2006