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arto saari 

The only pro skater whos shoes actually give you enough grip to do a halfcab impossible
Go ahead...buy a differant shoe...will see how long it takes you to do that...ok but for real go buy some arto saari ones because the twos arent as good

that's the way the cookie crumbles 

one of the stupideszt sayings ever.
bob: omg i shit my pantz

John: lmao that's the way the cookie crumbles

bob: stfu fag.

michigan 

My home state. 3 days ago it was around 55F now its 15F. in the winter the weather is like northern greenland, in the summer the weather is like southern australia. we only get 3 months of summer so its pretty cold here.

Bad. shitty as hell government, bad winter weather, ALOT of crime, one day it could be 70F the next -20F, no jobs.

Good. Best hunting in the usa, low gas prices, low jerkey prices pretty much anything you can buy anywhere else for 20 bucks you can get here for 5.
It's cold

It's affordable

It's michigan
Someone who rides a skateboard, thinks they can do whatever they see in the tony hawk video games, and laughs at anything even if it isent funny.
john: hey sean i was playing thp8 yesterday and i did a mcvariel!

sean: omg i can soooooo totaaly do that!

john: hey sean guess what

Sean: what?

John: anus!

Sean: LMFAOWTFBBQ DUDE UR SOOOO FUNNY HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

In conclusuion skaters are pretty annoying.

high school musical 

A shitty movie made by disney. any girl prep that you walk by will be talking about it. specifically saying "liek omg zac izzzzz soooooooo hot!"
katlyn: hey have you seen high school musical?

Ashley: liek omg yeah! zac is sooo hot i would totally buy him some american eagle crap!

scaramoushe

A bigger inteligant word that means skirmish
the geeks at college call the skirmish mode in halo 2 scaramoushe mode.

American eagle

A type of clothing brand along with abercrombie, aeropostale, and hollister that you are required to wear to even survive middle and high school.
Lisa: liek omg look at that boy wearing a nike shirt!

Brittany: omg i cant believe it! he's such a loser! lets go make fun of him for not wearing preppy cloths.

American eagle