Im balls 

Basically its just a bad ass way of saying either
(1.) i could really care less
(2.) fuck off
(3.) or you just say it when you dont know what to say
(4.) yeah imma bad ass

Person 1: hey i just got new shoes u like em?
You: im balls

person 1: hey whats up
You: im balls

person 1: im pregnant
You: im balls

Im balls by Dr ladies man September 9, 2009

I'm tripping balls! 

This exclamatory sentence is used by someone “peaking” on a hallucinogenic experience. The statement usually comes after a long period of staring off into space or closely examining an otherwise unremarkable tapestry, or better yet, a complicated music visualization program. For some reason it appears to be psychologically necessary to human beings to alert their companions when they are, in fact, “tripping balls,” lest there be any doubt that the imbiber of a hallucinogenic compound had reached the appropriate “plateau” of the experience.

The statement is usually followed by another long period of stupefied silence.

Whoa man, I'm totally tripping balls...

I'm tripping balls! by Circuitloss July 8, 2005

I’m tripping balls

A xenophobic remark referring to being high on drugs. This can offend someone easily . Don’t say this in the wrong neighborhood

Bro I’m tripping balls
Don’t say that dude it’s racist

I’m tripping balls by nel chopae November 21, 2019

I'm going to fuck you in the balls. 

A crude yet ironically witty insult by a now banned forum member (volke) on the Taleworlds forum, for the game Mount&Blade.
This rapidly spread through the forum, aided by several people adding it to their signature. Due to the popularity of this insult, it evolved into a meme. See the other variations.

I'm going to fuck you in the balls.

I'm going to fuck you in the balls. by Alex Bakke (Alex_Augmented) April 10, 2008

I’m just tickling your balls 

Another way of saying, “I’m just playing.” or “I’m just kidding.”

Friend 1: Are you ready for the Chem test?
Friend 2: We have a Chem test!?!?
Friend 1: Nah, I’m just tickling your balls!

I’m just tickling your balls by Princess.Paola October 4, 2023

Ballsweat, im wet, gabby, cry cry, midget suck 

Crab names for a band fraternity by name of 5DP (5 deadly plagues). (They had to do the kappa donut to join)

Ballsweat: *talks*
Master Hightop Long Neck: Shut up ballsweat, im wet, gabby, cry cry, midget suck

Ballsweat, im wet, gabby, cry cry, midget suck by Class-Clown78 March 2, 2025

I`m About To Ball This! 

Declaring to someone your immediate, forthcoming intention of correcting a situation that you find non-accommodating to your person. This can take the form of an overt physical act such as: slapping, shoving, kicking, reckless driving into the side of a Quick Mart, throwing molten Cheese Whiz, or an act of retribution such as filming someone using a toilet bowl, to be used as blackmail, etc. It can and is often preceded by an exclamation such as: "Bitch!", "Ass!", "Punk!", "Dude!", "Dawg!", "Whore!", etc.

Warning: it should not be used in certain situations, such as "Your Honor!, I`m about to ball this."

"Dude, Leroy just smashed into your car."

"Bitch, I`m about to ball this!"

An example of this phrase in use can be seen in the film Smokin`Aces (2006), as provided by the character "Warren."

I`m About To Ball This! by AssJack! June 28, 2013