illuminatisus 

The plural of illuminati.
When a bunch of different illuminatis gather from across space and time to form an illuminatisus.

A: Hey do you know who Henry is?
B: Henry is an illuminatus which is part of the illuminati which is part of the illuminatisus

illuminatisus by nevercontactmeagainok July 8, 2021

Like Blackpool illuminations 

When you leave lots of lights switched on in your house and your Mum says its like blackpool illuminations. Particuarly those who come from the north of england will understand

Switch the lights off it's like blackpool illuminations in here!

Like Blackpool illuminations by FerrettBalloons October 5, 2016

Illuminatisex

Modern norwegian slang for threesome ,groupsex or Kanye West, Taylor Swift and Beyoncé having sex

Kanye: Oh hi do you wanna have illuminatisex with me and taylor?
Beyoncé: sure lets go!

Illuminatisex by Falcum October 13, 2018

illuminatus 

An indiidual member of the Illuminati, the quasi-mythical, all-powerful secret society said to control everything and everyone, both on and off this world.

The Illuminati this week welcoes tw new members to our ranks, Brother Bush and Brother Hussein. Every Illuminatus must help them to enjoy their roles as Illuminatum in the months to come.

illuminatus by Member number 435 August 19, 2006

Blackpool Illuminations 

An annual lights festival in a coastal town in England, the whole promenade is covered in lights.

When a lot of (often unnecessary) lights are on in a house/building someone might liken it to Blackpool illuminations.

"This house is like bloody Blackpool illuminations! Why are all the lights on?!"

Blackpool Illuminations by addisonand5sos August 15, 2016

Illuminatism 

A Bizarre form of anti-religion between Atheism and being absolutely bat-shit insane, mainly obsessed with trying to prove that the illuminati exists even though they don't know it doesn't exist any longer, and also believes that the world was supposed to end on December 2012. Most of these people are either trolls or just people who don't know any better. Most likely both, such as the case of people like certain forum members. They often use demon related codenames or usernames online. Mainly to troll others on religion based forums and for nothing worse. Emotionless psychopaths with no lives of their own.

Is that man insane? No...he's just a fan of Illuminatism.

Illuminatism by MM132 June 26, 2014

illuminatist 

n. An Illuminati follower or believer. Usually detectable by their forehead. They draw an eye on their foreheads to show that they truly believe in the Illuminati.

Mike: Oh god, here comes Victor.
Zeke: He's just wandering around with a fake eye on his forehead.
Mike: What an illuminatist.

illuminatist by TorrenceGaming June 10, 2017