1. My upstairs neighbor never said two words to me, but now that we're both having kids, she totally wants to be my belly buddy.
2. Look, there's Ruth! I met her in my Lamaze class! Hi, belly buddy!!!!!!
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2. Look, there's Ruth! I met her in my Lamaze class! Hi, belly buddy!!!!!!
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by MaxFolger June 08, 2010
1. I hear your novel has sold 150,000 copies. I didn't read it, but I bet it's a great example of contemporary illiterature.
2. I'm a Jane Austen fan. I haven't kept up with contemporary illiterature.
3. Dear Sir: Thank you for submitting your very well-written manuscript. Unfortunately, at this time, we are only interested in serious illiterature.
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2. I'm a Jane Austen fan. I haven't kept up with contemporary illiterature.
3. Dear Sir: Thank you for submitting your very well-written manuscript. Unfortunately, at this time, we are only interested in serious illiterature.
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by MaxFolger June 09, 2010
A quaint pastime involving a recreational game (such as Scrabble or air hockey) that is not played with computers.
He: Do you want to play Monopoly?
She: My iPhone battery is dead.
He: No, I mean a physi-game, with a physical board and real paper money.
She: Gee, I've never tried that!
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She: My iPhone battery is dead.
He: No, I mean a physi-game, with a physical board and real paper money.
She: Gee, I've never tried that!
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by MaxFolger May 29, 2010