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Illigator 

noun
1.a Swagtasticly large semiaquatic reptile similar to a crocodile but with pimpin glasses and a moustache. Native to Illinois.
This Illigator almost ate me then it decided I wasn't worth it's time.
Illigator by Anthopauligyst January 31, 2014

illigitimi non carborundum 

Dog Latin for "Don't let the bastards get you down." Not real Latin, like Lorem ipsum. It's even on wikipedia, so I'm surprised it's not on UD.
In the huddle:

Lineman: Who's house? Our house? What time is it? Game time!

3rd string QB: Illigitimi non carborundum!

Other Lineman: What the hell was that? Get out, white trash!
Something a douche bag would say when attempting to sound intellectual.

Trying, but failing profusely to say: explain thoroughly and make me aware.
If you have something to say, please inlighten me.
I am superior to you, inlighten me with your words even though they don't matter.
Inlighten by Perry Hibbard December 28, 2011

illigitimacised 

To illigitimize with over emphasis.
"that brain surgeon illigitimacised that lobotomy patient's frontal lobes"
illigitimacised by nipplerection1 December 16, 2011
a word used in the highly intelectual world of deb8 to express disaproval or lameness
Tim: O My God, please tell me this is not where were staying...
Ginni: Where?
Tim: THE RED ROOF INN!
Ginni; WTF guys thats totally illigit
illigit by gpoe June 26, 2005
A variation of “ight” and “alrighty”. A word Lillian and her friends use in their group chat.
She replied, “ilighty” to the senior.
ilighty by her highness October 14, 2018
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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