ikid 

A generation of spoiled undisciplined greedy lazy and delusional children born in the 90's, Named ikid's not only for ipods iphones ipad's but also every second sentence starts with "I"

"I want this"
"I want that"
"I want you to buy me the new ipod"
"Im not an Ikid"

ikid by therealworld February 20, 2010

ikid 

the generation of youth born in 1990's.
characterized by the ipods, macs, and other apple products by which they use

Andy: What do you mean you dont know how to an ipod works?! Youre an ikid!
Me:Not my fault they gave me an mp3 player!

ikid by igirl December 30, 2009

ikid 

a product designed to aid parents and old folk with acting young

"damn wippasnappers!!1 Good thing i've got my ikid with me!!"

ikid by lowlowgungunkaikai November 3, 2008

IKID 

I Know I'mma Dick!

"Hey girl! Anybody ever tell you, you have an off the rack body?"😂🤣 IKID! 😂🤣

IKID by IGetsPaid September 14, 2020

I kid you not 

this incredible anecdote is indeed bona fide; I vouch for the veracity of this statement

A common utterance among guys who wear wifebeaters (GWWW)

synonym: I swear to God.

So then she just stuck the whole thing in her mouth. I kid you not.

I kid you not by mandingoe September 30, 2004

I kid 

It is a somewhat old fashioned way of saying "just kidding." It sounds more Shakespearean than "jk d00000d."

Person A: Bitch, I'll kick your ass!
Person B: *Gasp* You have such a sailor mouth!
Person A: What the motherf**k??
Person B: Har har, I kid, you old sea dog!
Person A: Har har har har!

I kid by Ben L. January 8, 2006

I kid you not 

A phrase said by a condominium after a male orgasm

After he came, the condom screamed, I kid you not!

I kid you not by Brex1477 April 11, 2022