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turning on the ignition 

a) (for people between the ages of 18-25): having sex with your significant other for the sole purpose of placating either your or the sigother's parents by giving them grandchildren to play with

b) (semi-offensive): losing one's virginity in a one night stand
are you ready to start turning on the ignition, as in definition a)?

ignition 

"Ignition" is, among other things, the slang word for "vagina". A "penis" is called a "key", because you stick the penis in the vagina like you stick a key in the ignition
R. Kelly sings: "Let me stick my key in your Ignition, baby"
ignition by DarkSkaners September 6, 2004

ignition 

Slang for vagina. The keys are fingers or a penis. There fore u put the key or keys in the ignition.
"Wow, i bet Caleb wants someone to put their keys in his vagina."

"Looks like Ben put the key in Julie's ignition."
ignition by outsidethat[] March 10, 2009

herbal ignition 

(person 1)lets go to the park
(person 2)yeah sure dude just let me smoke some pot first
(person 1) wow man, i see your starting that herbal ignition stuff.

blog-ibition

blog + exhibition

The ability to be blogged about.
"Yes, that is such a masterpiece, and deserving of blog-ibition"
blog-ibition by MikalaLily May 17, 2010

IGNITION day 

27th October is World IGNITION day where every female who is above the age of 18 must give an edgy person in their life the gwak gwak 3000
Sarah: hey did you know its IGNITION day?

Belle: oh shit yeah you're right, looks like I have to go give him head

Lauren: Wow you know IGNITION?
IGNITION day by Lawson_is_fish March 8, 2023