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Ifonlyism

The persistent belief that "if only __________" , then situations would be corrected -- as if by magic; an oversimplification of solutions to near any idea.
"If only we didn't have government, people would be trusting of one another.."
"If only I had more money, I would be happy..."
"If only everyone believed in my religion, the world would be peaceful."
"If only everyone practiced ifonlyism, the world would be perfect."
by Eyesandears July 3, 2019
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iBollyism

iBolly being aloof, airheaded, with durr moments.
iBolly has iBollyism after she forgot how to turn her iPhone on.
by DeafLEGO August 4, 2020
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