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idiotsyncracy

Any method or procedure
based in ritual or dogma
that continues by force of momentum
beyond the limits of common sense,
excepting personal, faith-based sacraments, of course.
The idiotsyncracy of democracy
evolved solutions to its own travesties...
the 'square deal, square meal' plan, for example.

idiotlect 

a variety of any language which is spoken by those who learned that language in its substandard form
A: Like, omg! OMFG! For reals? Like, O-M-F-G!

B: I know right! I was all like, I KNOW RIGHT!
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C: Are they even speaking English?

D: Nope, they're using their very own idiotlect.
idiotlect by kittysiopao December 20, 2008

idiotsyncratic

1. Singularly dumb, uniquely stupid.

2. Wholly and utterly inappropriate.

3. Stupid, foolish
Ray Bob : So even though Bobby Jo left you for your father for 6 years and she had 4 kids with him, you're still taking her - and your new brothers and sisters back? That's idiotsyncratic, dude, no one but you could make that move.

Jay Bob: Thanks Ray Bob, I knew you'd back me up.
idiotsyncratic by Guru Voodoo August 2, 2010

idiotland 

a place where only idiots live.
You're just sitting there, happy as an idiot in Idiotland on "Idiots get in free day" (Dick in Third rock from the sun)
idiotland by soperilleux March 15, 2007

idiotyper 

someone who can never spell the simplest words when chatting in instant message.
That shorty is an idiotyper, I always have to correct his spelling.
idiotyper by Shortone November 26, 2009

Idiotyoot 

1: The earth is flat
2: You idiotyoot, that's incorrect
1: Did you just yoot me?
2: Yeah, idiotyoot