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A fool who bases ideas from flawed information.
I can't believe that idioaf taught my class!
idioaf by Gplutus May 17, 2018
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idioautocracy 

1. A form of government in which absolute power is exercised by one pathologically egotistical, misogynistic, bigoted imbecile. 2. The delusional dream of a single narcissistic idiot installed in a position of power not through democratic measures but through an antiquated system of election and enabled through the aid of sycophantic henchmen.
After existing as an idiocracy for three and half years, the American presidency entered a new phase when it allowed its “very stable genius” of leader to exercise with impunity civil rights abuses against its population—it became an idioautocracy.
idioautocracy by Ms. Match June 6, 2020
a person who is too stupid to be called either an idiot, or a dumbfuck.
Jake can't speak Spanish at all; he's a dumb hispanocized idiofuck!
Idiofuck by Augustino-Montverde December 27, 2008

Idiofascist 

Id-i-o-fas-cist

n.

1. Anyone who says islamofaschist in the hopes of garnering respect from his audience.
2. An idiot who happens to be a fascist.
3. One who hold's bill O'Rileys retarded senile ramblings with esteem.
1)
Mike, a typical idiofascist, thinks our government should control personal air intake and not leave such an important task to our private lungs.

2)
That idiot thinks man and dinosaurs walked side by side, what an idiofascist!

3)
Hilary: Hey Shannon, I saw your boyfriend watching Bill O'Riley with tears of joy on his face!
Shannon: ewwww, don't tell me I am dating an idiofascist!
Hilary: what are you going to do?
Shannon: shoot him in the balls, what else?
Idiofascist by ISoWannaMoon July 24, 2008

IF (idiotface) 

a person who thinks they are cool and think THEY created everything
Gaby: OMG!!!!!! You can't shop at H&M or Claires thats my store!!!
Eman: You are such an IF (idiotface) .
IF (idiotface) by Posh Twain March 23, 2008
The act of dumping one's self down in order for others to understand
The nerd had to idiofy his speech in order for the jocks to understand what he was saying. Dumb idiot jock understanding
idiofy by Turtlehore11666 June 5, 2017

idiotfuck✰ 

an idiotfuck is a person who is so stupid to the point where you can’t even express how dumb they are
i asked him his blood type and he told me red, he’s such an idiotfuck✰
idiotfuck✰ by peepeehead✰ August 29, 2019
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
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"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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