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idioautocracy 

1. A form of government in which absolute power is exercised by one pathologically egotistical, misogynistic, bigoted imbecile. 2. The delusional dream of a single narcissistic idiot installed in a position of power not through democratic measures but through an antiquated system of election and enabled through the aid of sycophantic henchmen.
After existing as an idiocracy for three and half years, the American presidency entered a new phase when it allowed its “very stable genius” of leader to exercise with impunity civil rights abuses against its population—it became an idioautocracy.
idioautocracy by Ms. Match June 6, 2020
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Idiotocracy 

A system in which being an idiot is rewarded. Rewards can be anything with social and financial rewards being the most common. The opposite of meritocracy.
In an idiotocracy, the stupid get promoted to be supervisors.

Dilbert's boss is an example of an idiotocracy.
Idiotocracy by RedneckGenius March 12, 2019
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cornholio 

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Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
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