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idiotfuck✰ 

an idiotfuck is a person who is so stupid to the point where you can’t even express how dumb they are
i asked him his blood type and he told me red, he’s such an idiotfuck✰
idiotfuck✰ by peepeehead✰ August 29, 2019
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a person who is too stupid to be called either an idiot, or a dumbfuck.
Jake can't speak Spanish at all; he's a dumb hispanocized idiofuck!
Idiofuck by Augustino-Montverde December 27, 2008
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idiofucked 

1.When a situation is confused or lacking solid course of action due to some moron severely discombobulating it.

2. When someone who is lost in the sauce tells an idiot how to do something and it is done completely wrong and made worse because 2 people had no clue what they were doing

3. When a situation becomes retarded because nobody knows what the fuck is going on.
1. George : Matt how is jon doing on that alternator?
Matt: Oh that car is completely idiofucked he removed the powersteering pump instead of the alternator and the radiator has a big hole in it now.

2. Tom: How are things goin with stacy?

Jack: They are really idiofucked because dave told her about that one night when I was all drunk and banged shamoo.
idiofucked by Bart Stein09 December 12, 2009

idiotfucker 

Benven: Do you bang on idiots? Hammy: Yes. I'm an idiotfucker.

idiotfucker 

Benven: You bang on idiots? Callifer: Fuck yeah, I'm an idiotfucker.

Idiotfucker 

1. One who fucks with idiots
2. A very offensive word for idiots!
Guy 1: Do you fuck with idiots?
Guy 2: Hell yeah, I'm an idiotfucker!
Guy 1: Good to know, idiotfucker!
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