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idilit by Longhair2073 March 10, 2015
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Irility
A shorthand term to describe a state of being old to the point of senility (thus unable to reason), and irritable (usually as a result of being unreasonable). Irritability + Senility = Irility
Also, "Irilitable" as an adjective.
Also, "Irilitable" as an adjective.
"That old fat hobo over there was yelling at the wall, looks like a bad case of irility".
"The old man was very irilitable"
"The old man was very irilitable"
Idioite
Pete: Inferiorites! Mediocrites! Idioites!
Jared: Calm down Pete! What is going on!?!
Pete: Cumcast is back at it again. I call them up to tell 'em my new 1Gbps Internet is hosed. They tell me: "Sir! It's running at 100Mbps. That's fast enough don't you think?!"
Jared: So you're basically getting only 1/10th of the Internet speed for what you pay them.
Pete: Exactly! If it weren't for sports channels, I would have canned the motherfuckers long time ago.
Jared: You can get those channels by becoming a cordcutter
Pete: Great idea Jared! You just saved my life! Let's go get smashed while watching the football game!
Jared: Calm down Pete! What is going on!?!
Pete: Cumcast is back at it again. I call them up to tell 'em my new 1Gbps Internet is hosed. They tell me: "Sir! It's running at 100Mbps. That's fast enough don't you think?!"
Jared: So you're basically getting only 1/10th of the Internet speed for what you pay them.
Pete: Exactly! If it weren't for sports channels, I would have canned the motherfuckers long time ago.
Jared: You can get those channels by becoming a cordcutter
Pete: Great idea Jared! You just saved my life! Let's go get smashed while watching the football game!
Idioite by OffBeatDrummer November 5, 2020
Idioit
idinit
Isn't it. Used by Southerners who don't want to stoop down to "ain't", and therefore replace it with an equally incorrect word.