iddict

An individual who can't go 5 minutes without injecting themselves with some sort of visual or auditory stimuli, using any electronic device with a picture of a used apple on it.

Pssst...Hey!...Listen you iddict, we're trying to watch the movie and your icrap is friggn bright as hek. Put that thing away or I'll smack you in the ihead with this bowl of popcorn.

iddict by Resident Of Earth July 25, 2009

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iddict

An idiot with an addiction, especially those whose decision-making skills are on par with their own quality.

FieryBro: I'm not sure who Apple is targeting with that price
NoxBro: iddicts.

iddict by fieryd*ck June 10, 2023

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indictment boner

The hard-on one gets when current or former Trump administration officials and known associates are indicted.

I got a raging indictment boner when I heard Roger Stone was indicted

indictment boner by Photoist February 1, 2019

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circling the indictment drain

When someone is clearly going to be indicted at some point but the process itself is long and drawn out as the person is spiraling downward inside of the theoretical toilet.

Ever the political victim and while circling the indictment drain himself, the Fraudster in Chief cited the underhanded moves of the “radical left” as the Trump Organization and the organization’s CFO, Allen Weisselberg, were indicted by the grand-jury for tax evasion.

circling the indictment drain by Dr Bunnygirl July 1, 2021