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ipaddict
Noun: One who was addicted to the iPad before it ever came out and now won't shut up about them or hear a bad word spoken about how transformative they are. Usually uses the phrase "I hold the internet in my hands" excessively.
ipaddict by pages2type April 6, 2010
ipaddict
one who uses the Apple iPad at least twice a day and downloads apps, both free and paid ones like there's no tomorrow. these people will often complain when people leave smudges on the iPad screen and will also complain when they're away from the device.
ipaddict
A person who touches their ipad first thing after they wake up and last thing before they go to sleep. What denotes an ipaddict is their unwillingness to share their geeky electronic device with friends or family. This possesive behavior can be due to a fear that the device will be harmed or simple separation anxiety.
iddict
An individual who can't go 5 minutes without injecting themselves with some sort of visual or auditory stimuli, using any electronic device with a picture of a used apple on it.
Pssst...Hey!...Listen you iddict, we're trying to watch the movie and your icrap is friggn bright as hek. Put that thing away or I'll smack you in the ihead with this bowl of popcorn.
iddict by Resident Of Earth July 25, 2009
Iddicted
When one forgets they are looking at a book or magazine and treats it as though it were a tablet or smartphone.
Dude...check it out... That guy has been trying to zoom in on multiple photos in that swimsuit edition of Sports Illustrated. He is totally Iddicted.
iAddicted
Addicted to your smartohone or iDevice. Always checking or updating your facebook or twitter accounts from you iPhone, Ipod or droid.
Jim: Is sally metting us at the bar?
Steve: She is so iAddicted that she facebooked that she will be there, what band was playing, what the special were and and even posted a picture of the weather forcast.
Steve: She is so iAddicted that she facebooked that she will be there, what band was playing, what the special were and and even posted a picture of the weather forcast.
iAddicted by leprechaun311 October 20, 2011
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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