id-ass 

one who is an idiot and an asshole at the same time.

John - Hey bro, did you finish your science homework.

Shahin - No i forgot! Aw fuck! Higdon is going to rape my ass.

John - Dude! you never do your homework, your such an id-ass

id-ass by famous words of JR May 13, 2007

Ass-id 

Taking LSD by inserting a tab into your anus.

“Bro, they boys and I are doing Ass-Id this weekend”
“LSD?”
“Yeah but up your fucking asshole!”

Ass-id by Joemama Hughjanus January 24, 2020

Ass-id 

A lemon head candy that has been placed in a rectum, retrieved, and offered to a friend as Ass-Id (Acid)

"Hey, I got Lawrence to drop some Ass-id last night"

Ass-id by TheLordOfShadows July 2, 2020

id bust ur ass too

You can get the dick.

"You look nice"

"Id bust ur ass too"

id bust ur ass too by fucku12 January 11, 2017

Id rather sandpaper a wildcats ass 

Down south way of saying “fuck that”

Id rather sandpaper a wildcats ass than to take another sip of that shroom tea!

Id rather sandpaper a wildcats ass by Southern Pimpin66 October 16, 2019

I'd have your ass in a casket 

An expression used when someone asks a hateful or hurtful question or does something hateful, drastic, etc.

See also: I will fight you. Right in the face., i will cut you, I WILL BUST YOU, or I will choke you with your own asshole!!!.

Girlfriend: "What would you do if I cheated on you?"
Boyfriend: "I'd have your ass in a casket."

or

Guy #1: "I'm going to fuck your girlfriend."
Guy #2: "I'll have your ass in a casket!"

I'd have your ass in a casket by Lacey Smiley January 13, 2011

I'd Rather Shove Wasps Up My Ass 

Yorkshire Sarcastic Reply.
The response given when asked to do something you can't be fucked doing.

Bobby: Dave, make us a brew
Dave: Nah, I'd rather shove wasps up my ass than make you a fucking brew.

I'd Rather Shove Wasps Up My Ass by Greg_the_Smeg February 6, 2019