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Ickybuttitis 

I work in a hospital on the graveyard shift. Sure, there are lots of medical terms for this condition but none of them seemed to quite fully cover the issue so here we go.
Ickybuttitis is the condition of having disgusting genitalia issues. That includes the following, gonorrhea, chlamydia, foul smelling discharge, yeast infections, crabs, and or just basically unkept in that area in general. This definition rounds them all up into one category so you don't even have to know the specifics, you just know not to go there.
" I came home from a great night of booty but when I went to shower I noticed a foul smell coming from below. I went to the doctor and he explained that unsafe sex lead to me getting a bad case of ickybuttitis."
Ickybuttitis by Sabadaba Don't October 12, 2009

ittybittykittyloaf 

noun.
-a word invented to describe the transformation of a cat's body while laying on its belly with the paws tucked under, thus giving it the appearance of having no legs.
Look at Karma. She's being an ittybittykittyloaf.
ittybittykittyloaf by xie_kitchin December 10, 2007

IDCTYBYE 

I don't care that you broke your elbow
I'm about to say it... I don't care that you broke your elbow (IDCTYBYE)
IDCTYBYE by lucywest02 January 15, 2020
I can't tell you, it's a secret
~Dude, what the heck does ICTYIAS mean?

-I can't tell you, it's a secret

~You suck!

-Go over what I just said until it makes sense.
ICTYIAS by Luke McCool May 7, 2009

Ittybiddy 

Ron: Hahaha that really short girl is kinda hot

Tom: lmao shes an ittybiddy, man!

Ron: Objectifying women is fun!
Ittybiddy by Lomov March 14, 2011

ickybud crane

"Hey dude you got any ickybud crane?"

"Yeee I got an ounce!"

"Yeee!"
ickybud crane by ickybud March 8, 2007
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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