4 definitions by josh reauz
Diarrhea that is so runny, you feel like you are pissing from your buttocks. It is commonly brought on by high-acid foods like hot sauce and curry.
Preston missed the last half of Les Miserables due to a bout of liquarrhea. He bolted in a very frantic manner from his seat and coated many with his brown, watery waste as he exited.
by josh reauz July 17, 2006
Bartholomew's anti-crab shampoo trimultaneously rids user of crabs, adds sheen to dickwheat, and leaves behind the delicate scent of jasmine.
by josh reauz September 7, 2006
A sudden forceful airy burst of liquefied diarrhea. Formed from the words GRavy and mIST it is essentially what you do to start a long arduous bout of Liquarrhea.
After eating 22 tacos, Alfred emitted a GRIST that had the townspeople asking him "Is that your bathroom or did someone just throw a punchbowl of chocolate pudding into a wind tunnel?"
by josh reauz July 17, 2006
The stalactite-like sperm that hangs from the ass crack hairs of someone whose bum has just been fiendishly plundered for a rollicking good root.
Heath had to think quickly on his feet by lying to his folks and explaining away his anus icicles as merely the remnants of a glazed donut he'd accidentally sat on whilst plopping down on his futon fresh out of the shower en route to slipping on his knickers. After his pep pep's layoff from the mill, he knew his withering heart just wasn't ready to find out about Zander.
by josh reauz March 17, 2014