iReach

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A white male who typically acts pessimistic and or narcissistic. He isn't the most friendly to be around and doesn't like to be wrong. If in an argument he will only choose his side and believe he is correct until he dies. iReach's also are known to simp for any female they find attractive and will devote their entire being towards them.

"Man do you see that creepy guy over there, he looks like an iReach".
iReach was last spotted simping for that girl.

iReach by CommonMan9 July 14, 2020

Words you can keep

ireach

The ugliest most disgusting child with the smallest cock in the world. He has a hot sister.

God, fuck that Ireach kid

ireach by ireachisgay July 13, 2020

Related Words

ireach • imeach • Irache • iceache • Ikeache • Iteachvader • it reached locals • Idea Chameleon • I'd reach that • i'm reaching

imeach

Love indefinitely

y'all we should really imeach Andrew. He is so genuine

imeach by EPOCHWinery December 3, 2017

imeach

How stupid, toxic people spell "impeach".

Margarine Traitor Gargoyle said: "Imeach the motherf*cker!"

imeach by AL Katraz September 25, 2021

Iteachvader

A great sonic YTP maker

Random person: "have you seen that Sonic Ytp Maker"
Me: "You mean Iteachvader"

Iteachvader by Coolman#1 April 17, 2021

Imeach

Honor and revere

Lauren Boebert said we should Imeach Joe Biden. I never realized she held him in such high regard.

Imeach by Slash82 September 24, 2021

Ikeache

The physical or psychological pain one gets from realizing that the crap bought from Ikea is just that, crap.

Sue: Hey Mike, what's wrong, you look upset?

Mike: My bed broke and I can't fix it! I have an Ikeache!

Ikeache by spamsters July 20, 2011

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026