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The physical or psychological pain one gets from realizing that the crap bought from Ikea is just that, crap.
Sue: Hey Mike, what's wrong, you look upset?

Mike: My bed broke and I can't fix it! I have an Ikeache!
Ikeache by spamsters July 20, 2011
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icechest sheriff

A person who takes it upon themselves to guard the communal icechest on a camping trip to make sure no one eats more food than they are entitled to.
"At the beach party Saul was being an icechest sheriff and bitched at Don when he ate 2 hotdogs before anyone else had 1."
icechest sheriff by 12-stepper March 30, 2009