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iPod A.D.D.

when you are listening to your iPod (or any music source) and you constantly change the song halfway through, and change back, then go to another song and so on.
Steve: Kyle stop switchin the radio station!
Dan: I think he has iPod A.D.D.
Steve: I think he needs a Smack Across the Face flavored Ritalin.
Dan: Ritalin's flavored?
Steve: They are now.
iPod A.D.D. by Pantsman May 11, 2006
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Ipod ADD 

A common disorder affecting people with an ipod or other Mp3 Player. Involves the uncharacteristic switching of songs after roughly 2-30 seconds of playing a song because of the great shuffle feature. This disorder more commonly affects the owner of ipod shuffles.
Friend 1: Oh, I hate this song!
Friend 2: I love it!
Friend 1: I'm skipping this one. {Listens for 5 seconds} And this one.
Friend 2: God! I swear, you've got Ipod ADD!!!
Ipod ADD by MyCrazyMind April 2, 2006

iPod ADD 

The problem of not being able to listen to one complete song on one's iPod or Mp3 player.
"That's the tenth song you've switched from. You've got iPod ADD."
iPod ADD by Joan B November 9, 2007

ipod add syndrome 

A personal problem some people who own ipods suffer from. They are a little too obsessed with pleasing people, and not so much with playing an entire song on their ipod.

These kids usually bring their 5000-songs-aren't-I-cool-ipod everywhere they go. Especially parties. Then they bring their big stupid portable stereos, so they can broadcast their "fascinating" taste of shitty music to the world.

So they will willfully shout "HEY! HEY HEY HEY! I HAVE LIKE THIS SHITTY EMO BAND ON MY IPOD BUT THEY'RE LIKE SO FUCKING AMAZING!" *throws your ipod onto the ground* "MMM, MAYBE THIS SONG SUCKS, ILL FIND ANOTHER" *scams through 100 more songs* "HAHA THIS IS SUCH A HIT! THE KIDS ARE GONNA LOVE THIS!"

Then, for the most part, everybody in the room sighs while the braggy ipod owner dances around to the song, showing the world that they had some inside joke with another one of their fantastic friends over this song.

These people can't keep a song on for their life's sake. Even when a good song comes on and the party finally starts up again, this person can't control the urge to shuffle through another 100 songs. They pretty much ruin every party because by the time they decide on "the perfect song", half of the people in the room are sitting down and talking.
"ipod add syndrome- the spoiler of all dance parties"

iPod ADD 

having so many songs on your iPod or MP3 player you can't decide on one
I spent half an hour trying to decide on a song. I have iPod ADD
iPod ADD by Randoll April 27, 2007
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