a)someone who enjoys barring progress in any given endeavor.
b)a person who takes pleasure in deliberate inadequate miss-communication creating confusion and impeding progress particularly in work situations.
c) a Play on words to suggest someone who causes confusion also is involved in boy molestation, by way of an insult in (bad taste).

Steve: Hey Tbag you god damned Impedophile stop getting in my way.
Tariq : *muffled* quiet you

Leeroy: (just finishing counting through thousands of cans in inventory taking) 3495, 3496, 3497, threeth.....

Tariq: 12, 49673, 3, 456, 86 *perverted smirk*

impedophile by Labtekape April 28, 2010

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iPedo • ifedolapo • IceDodo • iPeople • icedog* • icedogging • icedong • Icedonut • Icedoor • icedoutcash

iPeople

People who are so consumed in their iPod culture that they never are actually seen without earbuds in their ear, and an iPod proudly displayed.

Mark:"Dude, does John still have his earbuds in?"
Matt:"Dude, John is one of those iPeople. I heard he hasn't actually taken them out since 2002.

iPeople by Erik Belsaas March 15, 2006

ipodoclast

One who bucks the zeitgeist and listens to a CD player instead of MP3s.

That fellow is an ipodoclast.

ipodoclast by Frasier Nutzov February 7, 2007

ifedolapo

A very good looking human, Smart and multi talented, they are usually very successful. Usually Sophisticated and classy. Sometimes quiet, but fun to be with, loveable, caring, honest, and a good lover. Get you an Ifedolapo, its the best thing that can happen to you.

Ifedolapo- A Yoruba name meaning "Love and Wealth"/ " Love mixes with wealth"/ "Loves makes wealth increase"

Make me an IFEDOLAPO o lord!

ifedolapo by Somebodyhereee February 1, 2020

icedong

1. a dildo made of ice
2. a piece of ice formed into the shape of a penis

using a standard size aquafina bottle. it is possible to create an icedong.

"Fabio perfected the icedong technique by freezing then thawing a bottle of aquafina water."

icedong by David, Yah David July 24, 2006

ipidooma

Acronym for I Pulled It Directly Out Of My Ass. Used frequently in the business world (OK, maybe not so frequently). Indicates that little thought went into providing an answer, etc. Similar to swag, Scientific Wild Ass Guess.

Boss: "This estimate is way off, how did you come up with it?"

Lackey: "IPIDOOMA!!"

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TV Viewer: "This show is stupid, how did you come up with the plot?"

TV Executive: "IPIDOOMA!!"

ipidooma by Hugh J Jass November 25, 2007

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026