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ihoe

A Steve Jobs worshipping i-junkie who will buy or dream of buying anything and everything made by Apple - and starts with lowercase i - no matter how ridiculous of a crapgadget it is.

Also applies to people who buy i-accessories.
iMice: I want an iHome for my iPhone.
Johansen: Its made by 10-yr old starving kids in sweatshops who are beaten regularly. You're an ihoe.
iMice: Awesome! I love Steve Jobs.
by pseudoHater November 28, 2010
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iHOEISM

iHOEISM
/'aihō,izəm/
an ideology which believes that having 3 boys to drool over isn't considered greedy at all.
synonym: shields
A: dang, shields is having bobby, hanbin, and yun as her daily meal!
M: yeah..she's a believer of iHOEISM
A: what? i thought she's loyal?
M: loyal? pftt..where is the lie?
by moonchita July 12, 2016
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I hoe you

When you nominate someone to be your hoe
I hoe you Jess
by NotSomeoneYouKnowYet December 18, 2019
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