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The act of looking at porn on your iPhone while beating your meat.
John was in the car and didnt have a computer so he decided to iBeat
iBeat by chappatappa October 2, 2010
Words you can keep

if i beat it i aint wearing a johnny 

Its a term forin people use
person 1: Are you gonna have sex with that girl?
person 2: yea
person 1: Are you wearing a condom
person 2: If i beat it i aint wearing a johnny
Ibeth is the type of person that does not like fake people she only likes real #NO-FAKE. She is tall with beautiful brown hair, She has incredible looks. She is one of those girls that lots of guys like her or have a crush on her #CRUSHING, Boys get nervous when around her and a lot of boys have a crush on her. She is intelligent, athletic, into art, and great at listening. is very loyal and open, her family value her a lot. She is loved by lots of people and even people whom she might not know about! She is an all round amazing person who everyone is grateful to have in their lives. Don ever let her go.
Look at Ibeth,
Wow she looks amazing
Ibeth by guadalupe.6729 May 22, 2018

George Michael Ideation 

Serious medical condition/mental disorder found in primarily in women that results from an inability to confront strong emotional and physical attraction to men with hot-ass George Michael stubble. Symptoms include listening to George Michael or Wham records on repeat, cutting out George Michael photos and posting them on your fridge, night-table or desktop. Also includes sudden or spontaneous thoughts about George Michael, existential longing to be with George Michael, erotic dreams about George Michael, moistness and occasional feminine discharge.
(3am)Melissa: “Mom, sorry to call so late but I just had another wet dream about George Michael. I'm scared”
Mom: “|That's strange. Your sudden longing for George Michael concerns me. Is there any one in your life with really hot-ass stubble?”
Melissa “Just john from my design class, why does that matter?.”
Mom: “It sounds like you have a bad case of George Michael Ideation induced by his hot-ass stubble. You'd better start banging him immediately before it gets worse”
Melissa: “Thanks mom, I will!”

Yeet Yeet I Beat My Meat 

When you are about to beat your meat so hard, you say "Yeet Yeet I Beat My Meat" before beating it. This will guarantee a better experience when nutting. If you say it just before nutting, it will enhance the experience to the point that you will feel the heavenly experience for up to a week
Jack: *Opens up 420GB 'Homework' folder*
Jack: "Yeet Yeet I Beat My Meat"
Jack: *N U T S*
Jack: *Goes to heaven*

Ibethaij 

The only true God. Owns all of the 99 cents stores and is a main God to all brain surgeons in the world. Do not "talk shit" or him and his servants will destroy you, and, if you are lucky, he will destroy you with his mind.
Ibethaij destroyed my family, friends, and life...I love him still!
Ibethaij by 187umKilluh December 16, 2008
1.) Pertaining to the world of ideas.

2.) Creative, imaginative.
I could not sleep last night. I was filled with ideatic energy.
Ideatic by Bilham June 20, 2012
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