i seent it

alternative version for the past tense of "i saw it"

you used to not give a fuck about discretion. i seent you pull someboys jaw bone off. i seent it.

by PoliSci February 24, 2015

I seen it!

a phrase you might expect to say after seeing a girls foof or perhaps a boob or two

"hey peter, I seen it!"

by Dave February 5, 2005

I've seen it all

Something someone would say if he has experience of any sort, particularly a soldier's battlefield experience.

All in all, this phrase is self-explanetory to whatever meaning you desire.

"Screaming, killing, explosions.....I've seen it all."
-a soldier

"Murder, punks, drugees..... man I've seen it all."
-a thug

"When she removed her thong man......I'VE SEEN IT ALL!!! ^.^ ^.^ ^.^ "
-a perv

by Dave May 4, 2004

So I've seen parts of your, just make sure you post it into google classroom ok?

The teacher talking to you nicely saying to you to do your god damn work now.

The word "So I've seen parts of your, just make sure you post it into google classroom ok?" is used whenever a teacher wants you to do your work right now so you at least get a C for your school report so you don't have to talk to your parents about it with them.

by anonymous August 18, 2024

If it wasn't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college

From Lewis Black, it's the kind of saying that has no conceivable logical explanation and can cause your head to explode if you think about it for any significant amount of time.

"Right, New Jersey is a great place to live. And if it wasn't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college."

by You're with me, leather April 14, 2007

if it wasn't for my horse, i wouldn't have spent that year in college

No one knows what this phrase means. Comedian Lewis Black said this in a bit but he doesn't know what it means either.

If it wasn't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college.

by Thycid March 20, 2005

if it wasn't for my horse, i wouldn't have spent that year in college

In a bit by Lewis black he overheard one girl say this to another. He went on to say that this is the type of nonsensical utterance that if you think about it too long you will develop an aneurysm and your head will explode. In fact, in many places trading a horse for a year of college is acceptable. Horses can be sold for $10s of thousands of dollars.

I was broke so if it wasn't for my horse, i wouldn't have spent that year in college.

by nombre falso February 23, 2010