'I' poo 

A large amount of time spent in the work place karzie on one's ' I Phone '
To:

1) either looking up grumble.

2) send the odd 20 or so text messages to a friend.

3) find art masterpieces and then transfer them to the walls of the porcelain throne in great detail.

4) or just to generaly waste time away from the evil eyes of the boss.

Geezer 1, 'whats dave doing in the thunder box' ?

Geezer 2, 'He's pushing out a big 'I' poo till nock off time'

karzie grumble porcelain throne I phone 'I' poo

'I' poo by mashedrats June 30, 2011

V.I.Poo 

A product made by Reckitt Benckiser primarily for the American market. It consists of a spray which is directed into the toilet bowl, before defecation, which prevents obnoxious odours contaminating the atmosphere. It is set to become the new must have for every brain dead silly bitch suffering from acute princess syndrome as she will now be able to convince herself that, when she drops her devil’s dumplings into the bowl, her shit don’t stink.

V.I.Poo must have been made with Lily Allen or Kim Kardashian in mind

V.I.Poo by AKACroatalin March 17, 2017

V.I.Poo 

Taking a dump in luxurious, backstage toilets at a gig or festival.

Despite the lateness of the hour, Marc decided to spurn the Indian style long drop latrines in favour of a half hour walk to the Hospitality area of the festival for a much deserved V.I.Poo. Funnily enough, on his trek, he spotted Alexa Chung doing a V.I.Pee in the bushes.

V.I.Poo by MarcB July 1, 2008

i sitnk poo raies b 

This term is used to describe acquiring rabies from a wild animal. Most people use the appellation to insult another individual as they could be referring to a pet even if it's not theirs. Many in society use this name to quit people touching their dogs. This form of text and words can also be used in an argument. It was quite popular in the past, however popularity doesn't always stay so now this word is extremely rare and underused.

Stranger: Hey! Quit i sitnk poo raies b!
Stranger2: How dare you say that to me?!

i sitnk poo raies b by ditooooooooooooos March 27, 2022

i love poo poo 

wen thers a bunch poo living in ur BELLY!!!!!!! then u cant poo it out nd it guts stuck in ur uterus nd wen u wanna have a child u cant bc thers too much poo in the way!!!! but then u get pregnant nd during labor u spend 28 hours gettin tht poo poo out of u!!! then the baby smells like poo poo!!!!!

POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE POO POO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BUT MY WIFE HAS IT IN HER BIG FAT PREGNANT BELLY!!!!!!!!!!! NOW THE BABY SMELLS LIKE POO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i love poo poo by BIG_FAT_PREGNANT_JOHNNY!!!!!!! May 2, 2009

poo i dna 

somthing someone says when they are in a reversed video idk lol scomo is a dickhead omg jk but and i rlly jking

ho did you poo i dna like wtf you idiot

poo i dna by poobutbrain February 3, 2020

i have to poo

just means that you need to poo

Jane: I have to poo!
Jack: ok

i have to poo by Jkmb September 18, 2020