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i nutted 

when you cum in a girl and you scream ooof
A: ooof!!! oops i nutted.
B: YOU DID WHAT???!!!
i nutted by ooof69 May 25, 2018
Words you can keep

I Nutted 

I nutted when I miss the basketball
I Nutted by Realtalkbytimbrown November 23, 2021

i nutted 

i nutted everywhere omfg its on the walls
i nutted by zitswub August 6, 2023

I nutted in a duck 

You:yo i nutted in a duck last night
Friend: yo wtf

i fucking nutted 

when someone cums but with -fucking prefix
i fucking nutted by jayfancy170 October 14, 2022

IM SORRY I SAID POGCHAMP WHEN YOU NUTTED IN ME!

Your boyfriend nutted in you and you accidently said pogchamp, What happens now?
Oh yeah daddy... POGCHAMP!

IM SORRY I SAID POGCHAMP WHEN YOU NUTTED IN ME!

I should not have nutted to that. 

When you look at very fucked up porn/yiff, nut to it, and then regret looking at whatever you looked at.
Guy 1 nuts to some fucked up yiff he found on e621.
Guy 1 then immediately regrets looking at said art.
Guy 1: I should not have nutted to that. DEFINITELY should not have nutted to that.
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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