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a fire ass song from ken carson

"yo have you heard ken's new song?''

"i need u?''

"yessir"
i need u by fucked ya bitch February 25, 2023

Tbh u Csn keep everything else I just need the words love addict 

Tbh u Csn keep everything else I just need the words love addict
Tbh u Csn keep everything else I just need the words love addict

shit the boys need me for the album I'll text u later jagiya

shit the boys need me for the album I'll text u later jagiya

-leeknow
shit the boys need me for the album I'll text u later JAGIYA 💜

I need to use the bathtub 

When you are sick and need to puke and shit at the same time you can just use the bathtub
Mexican town gave me food poisoning, I need to use the bathtub!

(I need an Uncle Deavien!!) 

The use of the phrase “I need an Uncle Deavien!!” is to express that you need help to get through something new from someone who’s been in your position before and learned the lesson. You cannot make contact with the supernatural. Uncle Deavien passed away and used to give advice from his perspective when he went through something new to you that you can’t handle. Uncle Deavien is still helping you with absolute 0 contact. Uncle Deavien is Childless and you filled that spot he will help you for eternity.
Yo! Have you heard of the phrase “I need an Uncle Deavien!!” ?

(I need an Uncle Deavien!!) - The use of the phrase “I need an Uncle Deavien!!” is to express that you need help to get through something new from someone who’s been in your position before and learned the lesson. You cannot make contact with the supernatural. Uncle Deavien passed away and used to give advice from his perspective when he went through something new to you that you can’t handle. Uncle Deavien is still helping you with absolute 0 contact. Uncle Deavien is Childless and you filled that spot he will help you for eternity.

Honey I need to look at ur phone

When mum wants to look at ur phone
Mum: Honey I need to look at ur phone
Me:
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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