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I Love Me 

I love me means to fuck yourself. This means to masturbate.
Boy- Do you masturbate?
Girl- Yes , I love me and you.
Boy- <3<3<3
I Love Me by ILoveShrabona July 11, 2019
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i love me 

Some one who is so stuck up, vain and has their head so far up thier own arse they can't see tomorrow!!!!

'It's all me me me me me with her!'
'Too true, she is such an I LOVE ME'
i love me by Gerttrude March 14, 2007

I love me some 

Novel grammatical structure indicating "I always like" something. Kinda like the middle voice in ancient Greek. Frequently used in reference to a love object, or favorite band.
When I asked her what she wanted for breakfast, Kate stirred and said, "Mmm, I love me some scrambled eggs!"

"Oh, I'd love me some Beyonce, you bet!" said Kyle.
I love me some by smendler July 16, 2010

I love me some you

When you love someone so much you just can't describe the happiness they bring you
Mmm mmm mmm, I love me some you.

I love me jacket 

Straightjacket, so called because you hug yourself when you're wearing it.
Keep laughing like that and they're going to put you in an I love me jacket.
I love me jacket by Valerie6617 August 25, 2008

i love me,too 

I love you..too..
"I love you".
"I love me,too".
i love me,too by Jade petro May 24, 2018

i love you, you love me. 

*kid singing children songs*
me: “dude are you like 5?”
kid: “yeah, five inches deep in your mom
suck my dick you stoopit bitch -samara (i love you, you love me.)
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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