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I Eat Those 

It means your hits don't hurt or they taking them like a man.
Person 1: *Punches,kicks,and slaps* person 2
Person 2: I eat those.
Person 1: So my hits don't hurt?
Person 2: Nope!
I Eat Those by Shaeluh March 6, 2020

I eat ass. 

"I eat ass." is a pickup line commonly used by men who wishes to be direct with their romantic partners.
In Japanese, it is read as ketsu wo taberu
"Ma'am, you don't seem to understand this, but I eat ass."

"Women want you to be strong and direct, so don't say 'What's your name.' Just say 'I eat ass.' "
I eat ass. by The Allapaca August 15, 2016

i eat ass 

a way of saying that you would eat a specific persons anus for sexual desires
"i'll eat your ass"
"i eat ass bitch"

I eat poop for a living 

a person or a sussy baka imposter eat poop for money B)
Bob: Hey Tim long time no see! what do you do for a living?
Tim: I eat poop for a living

I Eat Those 

equivalent to "Rejected!" or to do something incredible.
1.) John went in for the three pointer but Brad smashed it out of range. He continued to yell "I EAT THOSE!!!"

2.) When Fred won the lottery he ate those.

i_eat_poopy

hes a mega chad that is handsome but also likes bbc on hot summer days
i_eat_poopy by pesko January 17, 2022
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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