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AYEET? More like I EAT, amirite?
I EAT by mafiahairspy February 25, 2015
Words you can keep

I Eat Those 

It means your hits don't hurt or they taking them like a man.
Person 1: *Punches,kicks,and slaps* person 2
Person 2: I eat those.
Person 1: So my hits don't hurt?
Person 2: Nope!
I Eat Those by Shaeluh March 6, 2020

I eat ass. 

"I eat ass." is a pickup line commonly used by men who wishes to be direct with their romantic partners.
In Japanese, it is read as ketsu wo taberu
"Ma'am, you don't seem to understand this, but I eat ass."

"Women want you to be strong and direct, so don't say 'What's your name.' Just say 'I eat ass.' "
I eat ass. by The Allapaca August 15, 2016

i eat ass 

a way of saying that you would eat a specific persons anus for sexual desires
"i'll eat your ass"
"i eat ass bitch"

I eat poop for a living 

a person or a sussy baka imposter eat poop for money B)
Bob: Hey Tim long time no see! what do you do for a living?
Tim: I eat poop for a living

I Eat Those 

equivalent to "Rejected!" or to do something incredible.
1.) John went in for the three pointer but Brad smashed it out of range. He continued to yell "I EAT THOSE!!!"

2.) When Fred won the lottery he ate those.

i_eat_poopy

hes a mega chad that is handsome but also likes bbc on hot summer days
i_eat_poopy by pesko January 17, 2022
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