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Someone who asks you the question; “What Are You if Your IQ is Under 25?” while playing Trivial Pursuit and, when you give the correct answer of “Idiot”, he jumps to his feet and Ironically exclaims “Nope-you are WRONG!! The answer is ‘idot’, I WIN!”
Richard realized that he would forever be known as the idiot who could not even read the word idiot, and the inspiration for the new sub-idiot category of low intelligence: the i dot.
i dot by TnTkaBOOM September 2, 2019
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I dot know 

It is a language that is extremely sophisticated and requires a lot of training. It consists of many words that come from the English language: such as "dot" which means don't. If you like to learn the language well you're out of luck as it is only spoken by two known people in the entire universe... and they are a mystery.
I dot know by I_dot_kno_ January 21, 2021

dot the i's and cross the t's 

to pay a great deal of attention to the details of something, especially when you are trying to complete a task: The negotiations are nearly finished, but we still have to dot the i's and cross the t's.
We have to widen our perimeter. Dot the i's and cross the t's.

I'm a dot 

Leaving a person, place or thing.

Being a dot on the horizon.
Yea, uh, I had enough. I'm a dot.
I'm a dot by hoosier_dadd July 27, 2006

Dot the I 

When a gentleman reaches sexual completion leaving a heaping load of wad on his mushroom tip, and proceeds to tenderly dab his spluge on the eyelid of his hoebag.
"Yo Joe, on Friday night I took that floozy back to my place and she let me Dot the I.

dot the i's and cross the t's 

A workplace equivalent of "the dog ate my homework"
Often used by smooth talking business semi-professionals, who repeatedly fail to meet deadlines for producing important documents or reports.
"It's imperative to ensure we dot the i's and cross the t's. This attention to detail changes slacking to stacking, in terms of paperwork output"

dot the i 

Dot the i - (verb, origin: generally used as a reference to the marching band of Ohio State, the taint of educational institutions)

Definition: when a man (or a woman with a strap on) has anal sex with someone, pulls out, draws a line in shit up the receiver's back and then "dots the i" with semen (or spit, if you're a "lady")
I'm going to take my mom home, bend her over the sink, and dot the i
dot the i by DotYourMomsI August 4, 2010