A lying sack of shit that tries to impress by posting pictures of babes on random Facebook groups to feel better about himself. Usually a sign of severe micro penis syndrome.
by JU5T THE FACT5 April 20, 2020
Get the i did her mug.Friend 1 (has not seen The Room): I can’t believe they’re saying this about me, I did not hit her!
Friend 2 (has seen The Room): it’s not true, it’s bullshit, you did not hit her, you did not *limply throws water bottle*
Friend 1: Huhh??
Friend 3 (named Marcus) shows up randomly
Friend 1: Oh, hi Mark.
Friend 2 (has seen The Room): it’s not true, it’s bullshit, you did not hit her, you did not *limply throws water bottle*
Friend 1: Huhh??
Friend 3 (named Marcus) shows up randomly
Friend 1: Oh, hi Mark.
by Alex-2598 February 23, 2021
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i did her • I Did Not Hit Her • I did not come here to make friends! • why did i come here ? • My fellow Americans, I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gigoogity that girl. I geschmoigiddied her geflavaty with my googus, and I am sorry • He said will go get my car, take you shopping so just wait here and i will return in 10 minutes. The guy did not return nor call. • I did it for the lulz. • I did a thing • i did it • I did it for the lolz
My fellow Americans, I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did creampie that girl. I impregnated her fetus with my sperm, and I am sorry.
Quagmire: My fellow Americans, I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gigoogity that girl. I geschmoigiddied her geflavaty with my googus, and I am sorry.
Meg: What does that mean?
Peter: Shut up, Meg.
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Lois: Uh, that's terrible!
Chris: That's not as bad as what the evil monkey does to me at night.
Meg: What does that mean?
Peter: Shut up, Meg.
Stewie: Brian, what DOES this mean?
Brian: It means Quagmire was having sex with a pregnant woman and she made him come so hard he accidentally impregnated her fetus.
Lois: Uh, that's terrible!
Chris: That's not as bad as what the evil monkey does to me at night.
by iamawaitingdeath March 9, 2023
Get the My fellow Americans, I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gigoogity that girl. I geschmoigiddied her geflavaty with my googus, and I am sorry mug.A phrase that pops up in lots of competitive reality television shows such as Survivor, The Apprentise, Flavor of Love, and many, many, more. What is intresting about this phrase is that you would never say it anywhere outside of television. Even if you were in a position where you where not there to make friends you would not gain anything by anouncing it.
On a competitive reality television show
Person 1: I am going to win this and you know it!
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Person 2: Oh no you won't! I will fight you if I have to! I did not come here to make friends!
by Dr. M0 October 12, 2009
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by Confused Cat January 12, 2018
Get the why did i come here ? mug.He said will go get my car, take you shopping so just wait here and i will return in 10 minutes. The guy did not return nor call.
He said will go get my car, take you shopping so just wait here and i will return in 10 minutes. The guy did not return nor call.
by Silentlydisapears July 11, 2021
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