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hand-i-cap 

When a guy expects to get a blow-job from a girl but only gets a hand job
"Dude, did that girl give you dome?"

"Naw man, I got hand-i-capped"
hand-i-cap by ThaMagicChef July 17, 2009

i smell cap 

I smell cap basically means you know someone’s lying. This comes from the saying no cap, which means “no lie” or “for real”.
Girl: “I promise I’m not sleeping with anyone.” Guy: “I smell cap.”
i smell cap by LEG24 November 19, 2019

I smell cap 

1. Danny said he fucked ms.Richards
2. I smell cap Danny would never fuck a female he’s gay
I smell cap by B1th November 19, 2019

i smell cap 

When you can tell a nigga cappin, ie exaggerating or lying. A whiff of cap is like a strong wet fart, you aint gonna miss it.
I smell cap nigga, you cappin!!!
i smell cap by Okmrsaucelord November 19, 2019

i smell cap 

When you detect that someone is a liar.
Friend: Did you go water sporting with Jessica last night?
Me: No.
Friend: I smell cap.
i smell cap by N0VALI0N November 19, 2019

I smell cap 

When you think that someone is bluffing is about a certain thing they say they're about to do
For example that nibba Jaylin said he was gonna cuff someone but I told him I smell cap from him
I smell cap by capsmellersupreme November 8, 2018
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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