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When a guy expects to get a blow-job from a girl but only gets a hand job
"Dude, did that girl give you dome?"

"Naw man, I got hand-i-capped"
by ThaMagicChef July 17, 2009
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Sometimes used to specify certain parking places....although 95 percent of those with handicap placards aren't truly handicapped. Just fat and lazy.
Mommy there's a handicap spot right there! I can ride my wheelchair right into the store! Sorry little Suzie, but that fat nigger with 6 kids needs it more than we do.
by Hooper January 24, 2004
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Used to insult someone who acts like a retard. Can be used in place of moron, idiot, or retard.
Joe crashed his bike like a handicap.
by Kaiyo July 22, 2003
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to give your man a blow job or hand job to make him come earlier in the evening in hopes that he will last longer later in the evening, increasing your chances of getting off; An act to make him come now to level the playing field for later sex, similar to a handicap score in golf
I knew that we would be out drinking late and wanted him to fuck me good later so I gave him a handicap in the car on the way from dinner to the bar. When we got home home later he was able to give it to me for an hour.
by hesterprynne221 December 07, 2011
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Anyone caught dribbling, falling over or making stupid noises can be labelled a handicap.

e.g. eminem, fifty cent, and ja rule, however they disguise there noises under the term, garage music, or R 'n' B, or "rap"
Ha that boy just fell over and dribbled on his hand, he sure is a handicap!
by James the ninja pirate! October 15, 2003
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