hmm my two truths and a lie is i beat my meat daily- Woah replied the teacher thats so interporpaite that was in front of the new assistant principal everyone looks at joe in disgust .

I beat my meat daily by ibeatmymeattoicespice December 18, 2024

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Yeet Yeet I Beat My Meat

When you are about to beat your meat so hard, you say "Yeet Yeet I Beat My Meat" before beating it. This will guarantee a better experience when nutting. If you say it just before nutting, it will enhance the experience to the point that you will feel the heavenly experience for up to a week

Jack: *Opens up 420GB 'Homework' folder*
Jack: "Yeet Yeet I Beat My Meat"
Jack: *N U T S*
Jack: *Goes to heaven*

Yeet Yeet I Beat My Meat by J4ckStyp3 June 16, 2018

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Ahe ahe I beat my meat

When you laugh so hard that you yell out I beat my meat

Timmy: look Peter’s penis is so small
Me: Ahe ahe I beat my meat

Ahe ahe I beat my meat by Fireguy47 May 3, 2018

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i beat my daddy's meat

When a girl beats her boyfriend/husbands dick so he cums

I beat my daddy's meat last night mmmm his di*k so big 😍

i beat my daddy's meat by JK_love😍 June 18, 2017

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