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I'm not beat
"I texted him already today and he hasn't responded. He thinks I'm going to hit him up again? I'm not beat. On to the next one"
"I'm not going to clean up this house after you threw a party with all your bum friends. You do it! I'm not beat!"
"I'm not going to clean up this house after you threw a party with all your bum friends. You do it! I'm not beat!"
I'm not beat by Ralphy J January 12, 2012
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I'm So Beat
I'm So Beat by kevinrig December 17, 2008
im gonna beat the goofy outa u
This is referring to goofy from the show mickey mouse. Goofy is usually messing up things before anyone else has the chance to do so themselves. This may sound like a formal explanation but this phrase means of nothing formal at all. In conclusion, to beat the goofy out of someone would be kicking there butt until they actually believe that they cant mess up anymore because they have no goofy left in them.
im gonna beat the goofy outa u by Db leedtthj December 23, 2016
im bouta beat the SKIN off my meat
a term for when you want to jack the fuck outta your um how do i say this you may call it you bizz your donkey your bush with a branch or if your weird you say cock
person 1:yo bro can i borrow your phone so i can watch xx- i mean call mom
person 2: uhhh sure?
person 1: man im bouta beat the SKIN off my meat
person 2: uhhh sure?
person 1: man im bouta beat the SKIN off my meat
im bouta beat the SKIN off my meat by nigger\nigga\negro May 5, 2023
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