i'll take 

A phrase popularized in the vernacular of Massachusetts high schools.

1. An answer relating to a question posed by one possessing something another person may want.

2. An affirmative answer when nothing else can be said.

1. Jim: "Hey man, want a shot?"
Henry: "I'll take"

2. Pat: "What are you going to do now that your girlfriend left you?"
Jake: "I'll take"

i'll take by YahScrappin' April 3, 2017

I'll take a potato chip... AND EAT IT! 

A famous quote from the anime Death Note said by the protagonist Light Yagami. In the show, Light uses a book called the Death Note to kill criminals under the alias Kira. When his home is bugged with multiple cameras by the detective L after he suspects Light to be Kira, Light devises a plan in which he hides a miniature TV in a bag of potato chips. By doing this, he can kill criminals that are being broadcast live but from the perspective of L’s surveillance he is just studying for his exams. Light has given himself an alibi since L thinks he has no way of obtaining information on the criminals being killed. To celebrate his victory over L’s cameras, he gloats in his internal monologue while eating his chip.

Light: “Just watch me, L! I'll solve equations with my right hand and write names with my left. I'll take a potato chip... AND EAT IT!”

I'll take a potato chip... AND EAT IT! by The_D0C70R January 2, 2021

I'll take my bread 

When you make a purchase that you are happy about.
The idea that doe turns into bread is the same as your money to a purchase.

"I'll take my Bread!!" As you walk away a happy owner of a new car.

I'll take my bread by naima April 6, 2015

I'll take a potato chip...AND EAT IT! 

A famous and funny thing Light says in the show Death Note. "I'll be solving math equations with my left hand and eating with my right." "I'll take a potato chip...AND EAT IT!"

your friend:
What?! You forgot your math homework and home? What are you gonna do?!

you:
I'll take a potato chip...AND EAT IT!

I'll take a potato chip...AND EAT IT! by hn9090 May 20, 2009

i'll take yo manhood 

to rape a man in his ass and take his dignity, usually said by a man to another man

"Bitch, i'll take yo man hood"

i'll take yo manhood by ERnie June 21, 2004

I'll take that to dinner 

A level of strong agreement, not to be confused with complimenting someones physical appearance.

Charlie: I'm a really good friend because I'm helping you with your Law Assignment
Becca: (looking at Charlies progress) I'll take that to dinner!

I'll take that to dinner by chocolateballs1234 May 31, 2013

i'll take two, please!

A tongue-in-cheek response to a product or service that appears lavish, excessive in volume, or extravagant in price.

You mean if I eat the entire 84 Ounce Steak in one hour along with all of the sides, I get it for free? I'll take two, please!

The new high rise project downtown just finished; you can get a 1200 square foot condo with panoramic city views starting at $550,000. I'll take two, please!

i'll take two, please! by Spartana January 26, 2018