Hzander
Hzander has a big fucking cock, does well in school and is friends with a ,i,r,p,b,g,m is enemies with k,v,c,o has a crush that its last name starts with a letter p
Hzander by PeaceWithU January 29, 2023
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hzander
Hzander is a king, has glasses, is great at school, has a crush that her first letter of the last name is P, has friends that start with the letter, k,p,g,a,f,b,l has enemies with k,q,e,y,i,u
hzander by PeaceWithU January 29, 2023
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hzander • Hander • Handerdellossity • handere • handerhan • Handeriginion • Handerlash • Handerpants • handerson • handerson pooper
Palmela Handerson
1) The sad hand you use to masturbate with that you wish was a real woman.
2) The happy hand you’re really proud to masturbate with when you’ve given up on real women.
2) The happy hand you’re really proud to masturbate with when you’ve given up on real women.
Its been hard lately man, Palmela Handerson just hasn’t been enough lately.
Well Shelly was a real bitch, glad I’m with Palmela Handwrson now.
Well Shelly was a real bitch, glad I’m with Palmela Handwrson now.
Palmela Handerson by Cerebrus12 January 20, 2019
Palmela Handerson
Palmela Handerson by 6B October 30, 2007
Palmela Handerson
The phrase "Palmela Handerson", is a joking term used to make reference to masturbation. The term synergizes masturbation with actress Pamela Anderson, famous from the 90s T.V. show "Baywatch", and former girlfriend of drummer Tommy Lee, from Mötley Crüe.
"My buddy has no real girlfriend to have sex with, but he does have "Palmela Handerson" to get himself off."
Palmela Handerson by TommyTheJaay October 21, 2018
left hander
The rather difficult task of masturbating with the left hand while using the right hand on a mouse to navigate porn on the Internet.
With practice you can become ambidextrous; however that in no way discriminates against ambidextrous men who are born that way.
With practice you can become ambidextrous; however that in no way discriminates against ambidextrous men who are born that way.
left hander by soreofhing July 6, 2009
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No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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ulzzang
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
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EBK
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
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Blexas
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.