hzander 

Hzander is a king, has glasses, is great at school, has a crush that her first letter of the last name is P, has friends that start with the letter, k,p,g,a,f,b,l has enemies with k,q,e,y,i,u

No one:

That guy looks so cool and swag!
That's hzander.

hzander by PeaceWithU January 29, 2023

Hzander 

Hzander has a big fucking cock, does well in school and is friends with a ,i,r,p,b,g,m is enemies with k,v,c,o has a crush that its last name starts with a letter p

No one: that guy is so swag
friend: thats hzander

Hzander by PeaceWithU January 29, 2023

2 hander 

when a guy's dick is so long that when he's hard he can grab it with both hands and the head sticks out of the top of your hand

manson: mmmmm twiggy I love your 2 hander baby

twiggy: I wish you had a 2 hander like mine :(

2 hander by deff2258 June 18, 2009

Palmela Handerson 

1) The sad hand you use to masturbate with that you wish was a real woman.

2) The happy hand you’re really proud to masturbate with when you’ve given up on real women.

Its been hard lately man, Palmela Handerson just hasn’t been enough lately.

Well Shelly was a real bitch, glad I’m with Palmela Handwrson now.

Palmela Handerson by Cerebrus12 January 20, 2019

Palmela Handerson 

The name given to the hand a guy uses to masterbate.

Meet my girlfriend Palmela Handerson.(Shows his right hand)

Palmela Handerson by 6B October 30, 2007

Palmela Handerson 

The phrase "Palmela Handerson", is a joking term used to make reference to masturbation. The term synergizes masturbation with actress Pamela Anderson, famous from the 90s T.V. show "Baywatch", and former girlfriend of drummer Tommy Lee, from Mötley Crüe.

"My buddy has no real girlfriend to have sex with, but he does have "Palmela Handerson" to get himself off."

Palmela Handerson by TommyTheJaay October 21, 2018

left hander 

The rather difficult task of masturbating with the left hand while using the right hand on a mouse to navigate porn on the Internet.
With practice you can become ambidextrous; however that in no way discriminates against ambidextrous men who are born that way.

When my mother goes to the supermarket I have a quick left hander.

left hander by soreofhing July 6, 2009