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hyposexual 

Someone with a low sex drive.
"Ennet doesn't even watch porn. You think he's gay?"
"Nah, he's just hyposexual."
hyposexual by theflying_clubcup January 24, 2009

hypno-sex 

Erotic hypnosis, see also "hypnosex" (non hyphenated version of same word). Using hypnosis in a sexual manner that may or may not culminate ultimately in orgasm.
He used hypno-sex on his girlfriend to give her a mind-blowing sexual experience!
hypno-sex by MrE2u2 August 27, 2007

Hyposextastic Preraparations

Non sexual preparations before rape.
Detective: Looks like some anal tearing due to Hyposextastic Preraparations.

Hyposexual 

Hyposexual- more commonly known as HSDD is hypoactive sexual desire disorder. Although many people haven’t heard of it, HSDD has been known to the medical community for decades.
Hyposexual (HSDD) is a disorder that’s causes

Lawyers to get rich especially in a legally bound relationship where one partner is infected with, contracts, acquires or comes down with said disorder. This disorder has no incubation period. Immediately your partner will have a complete disregard for your needs and immediately you have a green light to cheat like lance Armstrong.

“When a person steals your SO (significant other), there is no better revenge than to let them keep them”
Hyposexual by PHIZZZLEterm September 20, 2019
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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