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hypervisor 

A micro-managing supervisor who not only needs to oversee all of your work, but who acts as a hypervisory layer between yourself and the system, preventing you from directly interacting with or deploying to a system for which you are responsible without an additional layer of abstraction (typically themselves).
My hypervisor won't give me access to production to test the issue. He wants me to talk him through it on a Webex while he uses *his* Admin account in production. It's so inefficient!
hypervisor by ProfessorTim May 28, 2018
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hypervibrachondria 

Word invented by Tim Shaw, Radio DJ for Kerrang105.2, to describe when you think your phone is vibrating in your pocket but isn't really.
I thought my phone was vibrating, I must just have a case of hypervibrachondria
hypervibrachondria by Ben_2005 October 15, 2005

HyperViperSniper

someone that says or does exactly what they want at anytime, anyplace
that kids a hypervipersniper
HyperViperSniper by Airrick April 18, 2005

Hypervibracondria 

the feeling that your phone is vibrating even if it is not.

word and definition credit does not go to the writer of this entry, it was made up by Tim Shaw (presenter of Tim Shaw's Asylum on Kerrang 105.2)
person 1: Hang on a sec, man, my phone is vibrating.
person 2: 'kay dude
person 1: Okay no it wasn't, that was wierd, i could have sworn it was.
person 2: Oh that's called hypervibracondria, i get it too sometimes
Hypervibracondria by st rosie July 22, 2006

Hypervibracondriact 

A person who thinks that there mobile phone is always vibrating, even though it is not!
Girl: Oh, my phone is vibrating! *Checks phone*

Oh, it wasn't!

Boy: You must be a Hypervibracondriact!

Hyperdistribution 

Hyperdistribution defines the new social media marketing paradigm shift where an automated tool is used to provide the largest number of fulfillment outlets for maximum exposure and the widest distribution of your unique message.
Any company can use hyperdistribution to send their press release to over 350 social media websites at one time using an automated software solution.

Hypervibrophobia 

The inexplicable feeling that your mobile (cell) phone vibrated when it didn't. May cause continous checking of phone.
'I thought I got a text, but it was just hypervibrophobia.'
Hypervibrophobia by TheHayMonster February 18, 2009
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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