hypervisor

A micro-managing supervisor who not only needs to oversee all of your work, but who acts as a hypervisory layer between yourself and the system, preventing you from directly interacting with or deploying to a system for which you are responsible without an additional layer of abstraction (typically themselves).

My hypervisor won't give me access to production to test the issue. He wants me to talk him through it on a Webex while he uses *his* Admin account in production. It's so inefficient!

by ProfessorTim May 28, 2018

hypervibrachondria

Word invented by Tim Shaw, Radio DJ for Kerrang105.2, to describe when you think your phone is vibrating in your pocket but isn't really.

I thought my phone was vibrating, I must just have a case of hypervibrachondria

by Ben_2005 October 15, 2005

HyperViperSniper

someone that says or does exactly what they want at anytime, anyplace

that kids a hypervipersniper

by Airrick April 18, 2005

Hypervibracondria

the feeling that your phone is vibrating even if it is not.

word and definition credit does not go to the writer of this entry, it was made up by Tim Shaw (presenter of Tim Shaw's Asylum on Kerrang 105.2)

person 1: Hang on a sec, man, my phone is vibrating.
person 2: 'kay dude
person 1: Okay no it wasn't, that was wierd, i could have sworn it was.
person 2: Oh that's called hypervibracondria, i get it too sometimes

by st rosie July 22, 2006

Hypervibracondriact

A person who thinks that there mobile phone is always vibrating, even though it is not!

Girl: Oh, my phone is vibrating! *Checks phone*

Oh, it wasn't!

Boy: You must be a Hypervibracondriact!

by Leah and Erryn March 31, 2008

Hyperdistribution

Hyperdistribution defines the new social media marketing paradigm shift where an automated tool is used to provide the largest number of fulfillment outlets for maximum exposure and the widest distribution of your unique message.

Any company can use hyperdistribution to send their press release to over 350 social media websites at one time using an automated software solution.

by The Real Social Media Guru September 18, 2011

Hypervibrophobia

The inexplicable feeling that your mobile (cell) phone vibrated when it didn't. May cause continous checking of phone.

'I thought I got a text, but it was just hypervibrophobia.'

by TheHayMonster February 18, 2009